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08.06.2025 09:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

My scammer is blackmailing me. If I don't pay 300 euros, he will send my intimate photos to my relatives. What should I do?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What happens if a parent refuses to let their child be transgender? What happens if the parent tries their hardest not to allow their child to be trans, like flushing every bottle of their trans child's HRT down the toilet?

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Why some allergy experts want this popular group of drugs to go away - Deseret News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Leah Remini reveals where she and Jennifer Lopez stand after Ben Affleck caused friendship fallout - Page Six

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?

Still no good

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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