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08.06.2025 09:26

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Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Why some allergy experts want this popular group of drugs to go away - Deseret News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
Still no good
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...